Most people know Dr. Seuss as the guy who wrote nonsense stories that teach children how to rhyme fake words with pictures drawn by a four-year-old child, not a man who figured out how to communicate political views and morals through children's books.
Little known fact: His books came from hallucinations.
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Though the morals came unintentionally, since children can easily spot morals in stories, he has said that, "There's an inherent moral in any story." But what kind of morals can be taught through a children's book? Don't disobey your parents? Don't shave the cat? Don't pee in the pool? Don't pee into the pool?
The Sneetches is a story about fat, yellow, penis-shaped nose creatures that came in two races; the star-bellied Sneetches had bellies with stars and the plain-bellied Sneetches had none upon thars. These two groups lived in a society that treated the plain-bellied Sneetches like complete garbage, the race that gets blamed for all of society's problems. Then, to the joy of the plain-bellied Sneetches, an odd man named Sylvester McMonkey McBean came to town with a peculiar machine, a machine that can add and remove stars from the bellies of Sneetches. Now the plain-bellies can be starred and become socially acceptable, except once they got stars, the star-bellies were pissed and got theirs removed. After a wave of starring and un-starring, they pretty much just said, "Eh, fuck it, let's live together."
"Star or not, your neck still makes you disgusting." |
I'm not too hip on my Horton Hears a Who! knowledge, but I think I have a grasp on what the story sort of does. It's about an elephant, I'm going to assume that he is Horton, and finds a fluffy flower-like thing that houses millions of furry people things, which I'm going to assume are the Who from Whoville. Horton talks to them and befriends the mayor of Whoville and for some reason the other forest animals don't like that. Instead of letting Horton live in his own delusional world and giving him some meds, the other animals want to kill the flower, essentially causing a Who genocide.
"Mr. Horton, it appears we are going to have to fix your drinking problem before your hallucinations." |
Horton Hears a Who! has often been used in the pro-life campaign due to the famous last line, "A person is a person, no matter how small," and made Dr. Seuss out to be pro-life as well, which is total bullshit. He actually threatened suing pro-life groups for using his quote.
The title of this book sounds strikingly similar to another one...
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