Realistically, How People Spend Valentine's Day

"I'm just pretending to be happy!"

Valentine's Day is the day full of stress and disappointment.  No matter what your relationship status is, Valentine's becomes a nuisance that only Hallmark and Nicholas Sparks seem to enjoy.  It's really just a day to watch romantic comedies, write poems that say things like, "Our love is so true, like the ocean is blue," and other lame-ass things.

I've waited forever to use this picture...

"You're my 's-wheaty' pie."

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But does anybody really enjoy Valentine's Day anymore?  I doubt it, so let's look at the sad reality of how people spend the day of love not loving.

"Like" My Facebook Photo - My Quest To One Million "Likes"

Well, it was inevitable, a new Facebook fad has emerged for attention whores and basement dwellers to make friends, or get popular, same thing.  The new thing everybody is doing is posting pictures of, "Like this and this will happen or you will die."  A spin-off of those pictures are the, "One million 'Likes' and I will get to do this!"  Whether the activity is having sex or curing cancer (yes, curing cancer), so many people have the fallacy that "liking" a picture will get you places.  I would be willing to bet that there is some mental disorder related to trying to be the most popular person, or having the most popular picture, by creating something visually loud, deceitful, dramatic, and peer-approved.  Oh wait, isn't that the exact definition of histrionic personality disorder?

One nipple ring short from being the creepiest guy at Starbucks.

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Becoming An 80 Year-Old Woman

We are ever-changing, whether we like it or not. Even if you're unaware of it, for better or for worse, the likes, dislikes, beliefs and values of your very person are changing right under your nose. Many of these changes you experience are slow, often going unnoticed until the transformations are complete, but they are modifications to your character that you eventually must embrace...

For instance, I've considered myself a pretty normal guy the majority of my life so far, which is probably debatable by some. But until recently, I've noticed a direction my life has taken, a track no normal 22 year-old man should be on, but one that is now inevitable…It's official, I’m becoming an 80 year-old woman.

How To Train Your Goth - Vol. 1

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It's no surprise that our society loves to constantly adapt trends and fads into daily life. While some are worse than others (I'm talking about you, Beliebers), certain ones disrupt essential parts of our lives or are downright dangerous. Yes, you know of what I speak. The dreaded Goth was believed to be declining, but recent evidence reveals that the Goth is still a definite plague in some areas of our world today. 

Even though Goths can be difficult to deal with, don't let this discourage you! No longer will those troublesome creatures be hiding your TV remotes, peeing on your floor or bathing in puppy blood. Let loose the studded belts and thick black eye liner, this is our step-by-step guide to training your very own goth!

First and foremost, you should know that Goths are very trainable. Many of their natural abilities are perfect for your everyday situations.

The Greatest Invention

Take a second to ponder this; what is the greatest invention ever?  Electronics?  Medicine?  Plumbing?  Engines?  Those are all stereotypical answers that everybody comes up with, but they are also all dead wrong.

Unfortunately it's not this.
Unfortunately it's not this.
Unfortunately it's not this.

The greatest invention in the history of the world is in your very room; it's found in homes, schools, offices, hospitals, and everywhere else on Earth.  The concept has been around since we started classifying people as "homos" and it has finally been perfected in the modern world.

More Oddly Specific And Common Behaviors In Stock Photography

I'm back with another edition of Oddly Specific And Common Behaviors In Stock Photography!  In case you didn't see the last one, you can find it HERE.  I don't feel like wasting time with another introduction, so I will get straight to the best part.  This edition doesn't single out women like the last one did, I desegregated this one...kind of...

Pregnant women love yellow flowers

How To Be A Tough Guy

Have you ever noticed that Hollywood loves to stick to their stereotypes? No matter what movie you’re watching, stereotypical characters seem to be present, like the dimwitted preppy girl, the nerd, and even the douchebag jock. But seeing these traits and how common they are, it got me thinking; if all you have to do is apply these traits, you can totally transform your image. I've compiled a few of the most common tough guy traits in this post. Do you have what it takes?

*Certified Tough Guy*

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