Wednesday, April 24, 2013

4 Terrible Inventions

Every now and then, you can't help but wonder how some people get their ideas, and not only get ideas, but actually follow through with them. I know we're not the only ones who have seen certain products and thought, "There is something terribly wrong with our society." Here's a list of inventions that we don't need, realistically serve no purpose, or are just plain stupid.

4. Personal Stomach Pump

I saw this gem on a health site not too long ago and couldn't grasp the amount of stupidity involved. The Personal Stomach Pump is developed by Aspire Bariatrics and is a weight-loss device that sucks the food particles out of your stomach after you eat...basically through your chest. The sad thing is, it actually works, but the process looks like some kind of torture method used in those Hostel movies.



Be disgusted, be very disgusted.


3. Snuggie
This one you are all familiar with. I honestly think about 95% of Snuggies are sold as joke gifts for other people. Seriously, just wear a sweatshirt, or cover up with a blanket, it doesn't have to be as complicated as creating a blanket suit.



The Snuggie for cougars...now we're making progress...
2. Laser Scissors

You ever have that problem of not being able to cut straight? Well, the laser scissors solves that problem. By shining a red line that you have to cut along, all of your crooked cutting problems are solved, with the exception of one. If you have tremors that cause your hand to shake all over the place, the laser will follow your hand, it's just common sense. If adding a laser to a scissors made the perfect cut, then adding a laser to a gun would cause a head shot every time. It's really illogical when you think about it.



1. Snowball Maker

Nobody likes cold hands, but we all love snowball fights. So what's the best way to alleviate cold hands while having a snowball fight, besides going inside where it's warm? A snowball maker! Not only does this cure cold hands, but also makes the perfect snowball.


Or meatball, cookie-dough ball, snow-cone ball...
Click here to see the greatest invention ever made!

Have any other great, meaning terrible, inventions? Comment below!



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